Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge is now available for purchase in the US - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t cotton to rapists

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

I actually pay taxes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I can count

Scientists stunned as heat caught on camera ‘bouncing like sound’ for first time ever - Daily Express US

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Webb telescope detects water vapor on a planet outside the solar system smaller than Neptune - Earth.com

I have complete contempt for fakery

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

What’s on Pornhub?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Chevy’s C8 Corvette ZR1 Supercar Is Even Faster Than It Expected - Robb Report

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I can read

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I see through liars

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have a reading level above third grade

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand how hurricane paths work

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes